Losing My Fanbase

I received a harsh email from my friend Amy. Basically tearing apart my acting career and using slander to make my hit 80's show The Leg Warmer appear to be nothing more than a daytime soap! I was heartbroken when I went to the website which was formerly www.legwarmerthe80sshow.com/the80s/hitshow/turtlenecks/boygeorge I noticed they took the page down! How could someone do such a thing! I checked my old fanmail box and nothing. Have I become what I fear? Washed up.

Ugh blah. I feel like crap today, and I'm going to go crazy.

This morning a crazy black woman was yelling obscenities at folks as they passed by. She was bald and was wearing a toga. Come to think of it, maybe it was a guy with boobies. Hmm. Either way, she was shouting things at me - And at least she kicked my ass into gear as I sped away from her and made it into work early. Leave it to the crazies to provide the simple pleasures in life.

Ask Jay, one of my favorite simple pleasures is mint toothpicks. Bringing together two of the worlds greatest inventions - Mint and toothpicks, the mint toothpicks kills bad breath and helps fight those unsightly particles lodged in your yams! Pick yours up today!

Dont forget to check out this week's first video poat, it's an interesting look into Fetishes! Yeah!

Angry green men shooting me with lasers... It's like Prom all over again!

This morning a slightly overweight man decided to hover around me at the bus stop and I swear I thought he was going to shank me! Then he decided to pass directly in front of me - OUTSIDE the sidewalk and into the street, mind you, and say "Good morning." It became evident that he was a rapist when the bus pulled up and he just simply walked away. Also, he had rapist's shoulders I think. You know, those old fashioned wide and foreboding shoulders that just give you the feeling someone near you (maybe even yourself) may be shagged in a forceful manner?

So I have a million things which need to be done but the only thing I want to do is relax. I need to clean this house and do some serious laundry but Lord knows that isn't going to happen. I just get so tired, and then I have to get up and get my own water... Life would be so much easier if I lived in the Oprah house. I would have people fetching my water and brushing my hair by the hour. Well - They wouldn't brush it because I would wear a new weave like every day.... therefore it would not need brushing. As a powerful black woman you must have an amazing weave or you are just frowned upon in society. We socialites know these things.

Ooh I got my hair cut today! It looks nice I think, but the only point in getting it cut is to just get closer to letting my true brown.... ugh snooze boring


Go view my vlogs! AND COMMENT. It;s sad that in my most recent video I practically beg for comments and even after 19 views on the video I had 0 comments. I suppose I'm a washed up celebrity.... After that show I did in the 80's life has never been the same. I often wear the leg-warmers and Boy George-esque sunglasses to reminisce.

Ciao!

From this moment....

I'm so sorry I havent been type-posting very much! I have been so enthralled in making videos that when I would have time to actually post, I end up just posting my videos instead!! I will try not to make this a habit, but when I vent on Youtube I find it harder to vent on here.

I had caesar salad for dinner, and it was really good. I managed to have a little bit left over for lunch tomorrow so that's exciting. Speaking of lunch and being at work, today during lunch I met my twin! He is similar to me, but as you'll hear me say in the video he is no where near as good as the original! haha

I really depsise myspace, despite my best efforts I still log on and see whats shakin'. I dont know why I feel the need to vent in the camera where pretty much no one watches and could care less, but I hate spending time on a website where you can connect with friends and family AND post videos and blogs...... I did once have an addiction to myspace but "like every high it eventually wore off." So now I'm sitting on the couch and Dustin is creepily lounging on the futon and we are sitting in absolute silence... I wont say anything, that would be akward.. Instead I will type my lil heart out!

Last night I had a dream where this weird scorpion type bug with wings got in our bedroom and trip to sting and bite me! I actually woke up at one point and looked around the room to confirm I was dreaming! (at about 5:30 in the morning, luckily I'm up at 6 am anyway so I didnt mind too much - I'm just glad it wasn't real!)

Again, sorry for the sparse postings but I will do my best and please feel free to go to youtube and check out our videos!

We have returned!

So, I'm back. The trip was fun - And I'm going to put my Youtube post on here so that I dont really have to type a huge story... Bascially it was hot, we visited a lot of places (i.e. swamp, cemetery) and ate great fooood....

I worked sunday and monday, today was my day off but it will be over soon and it's back to work tomorrow. If you havent been over to our Youtube page please go on over and check it out www.youtube.com (username Uptown916) and give us 5 stars on all of our movies! the better ratings you have, the more people watch your movies, and so on. I will occasionally post lil videos and even though Jay never watches them, or even goes to youtube to handle our account, I am on there frequently!

Not much else to say today - but check out those videos...

woo-hoo par-tay ! ! !

Tomorrow can't come soon enough, and within the blink of an eye the trip will be over and I'll be sitting here reminiscing about it and telling everyone the messy details. We are supposed to leave tomorrow after I get off work, assuming everything goes well it is promising to be a great time.

Today has been fairly boring. I have a number of tasks I need to accomplish but rather I have been playing video games and surfing the web. Even now as I think to myself 'I should go do the dishes' I'm also thinking I would rather play some video games. I feel like such a potato! (as in couch potato)

Jay is at work, so there is no one but Dustin to bother and he's busy watching shows in his room and typing a paper.

Well I really don't have much else to say. Work is going well, same old same old. We dont have anything planned for today, and just like last year more than likely I wont end up seeing the fireworks. I liked that my family would do that, see the fireworks each year. But as I've gotten older it really isn't anything special to me. When I have kids I'm going to be the dad who takes them to the beach and we grill all day and hang out, and then watch the fireworks and head home. I will make it a bigger deal when little people are involved. :)

Along with this blog I am going to post a recent Youtube video posting, created by me. Its a little long, 8 minutes or something but if you are bored it gets fun near the end! I am a rambler so I can go on and on...