Monday, July 30, 2007

Losing My Fanbase

I received a harsh email from my friend Amy. Basically tearing apart my acting career and using slander to make my hit 80's show The Leg Warmer appear to be nothing more than a daytime soap! I was heartbroken when I went to the website which was formerly www.legwarmerthe80sshow.com/the80s/hitshow/turtlenecks/boygeorge I noticed they took the page down! How could someone do such a thing! I checked my old fanmail box and nothing. Have I become what I fear? Washed up.

Ugh blah. I feel like crap today, and I'm going to go crazy.

This morning a crazy black woman was yelling obscenities at folks as they passed by. She was bald and was wearing a toga. Come to think of it, maybe it was a guy with boobies. Hmm. Either way, she was shouting things at me - And at least she kicked my ass into gear as I sped away from her and made it into work early. Leave it to the crazies to provide the simple pleasures in life.

Ask Jay, one of my favorite simple pleasures is mint toothpicks. Bringing together two of the worlds greatest inventions - Mint and toothpicks, the mint toothpicks kills bad breath and helps fight those unsightly particles lodged in your yams! Pick yours up today!

Dont forget to check out this week's first video poat, it's an interesting look into Fetishes! Yeah!

3 comments:

Japhiel said...

Oh God, not the toothpicks again! I'm just about as sick of hearing about that as I am your stupid Leg Warmer show, or whatever that dumb thing was called, over and over again...! Ugh!

Loves you...

Japhiel said...

Oh...BTW...watched your vids...be happy... Teach me how to do it....k?

amy said...

omg, who is amy? is there someone out there giving my name a bad name?