This morning a slightly overweight man decided to hover around me at the bus stop and I swear I thought he was going to shank me! Then he decided to pass directly in front of me - OUTSIDE the sidewalk and into the street, mind you, and say "Good morning." It became evident that he was a rapist when the bus pulled up and he just simply walked away. Also, he had rapist's shoulders I think. You know, those old fashioned wide and foreboding shoulders that just give you the feeling someone near you (maybe even yourself) may be shagged in a forceful manner?
So I have a million things which need to be done but the only thing I want to do is relax. I need to clean this house and do some serious laundry but Lord knows that isn't going to happen. I just get so tired, and then I have to get up and get my own water... Life would be so much easier if I lived in the Oprah house. I would have people fetching my water and brushing my hair by the hour. Well - They wouldn't brush it because I would wear a new weave like every day.... therefore it would not need brushing. As a powerful black woman you must have an amazing weave or you are just frowned upon in society. We socialites know these things.
Ooh I got my hair cut today! It looks nice I think, but the only point in getting it cut is to just get closer to letting my true brown.... ugh snooze boring
Go view my vlogs! AND COMMENT. It;s sad that in my most recent video I practically beg for comments and even after 19 views on the video I had 0 comments. I suppose I'm a washed up celebrity.... After that show I did in the 80's life has never been the same. I often wear the leg-warmers and Boy George-esque sunglasses to reminisce.
Ciao!
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So...I was perusing Myspace today, and the fact that you have a blog on blogspot made me think, "don't I have a blog somewhere on blogspot as well?" Well I did some searching and it turns out, I do! So I began the epic bloggage once again yestermaday...Let's stay blog buddies, it would make me oh-so-happy (in my pants..wha? Who said that?) Anywho, Yay! Love and miss you! :)
oprah, shmoprah! j lo has her own personal shoe buckler. yes. someone gets paid just to buckle her shoes, if she happens to be wearing shoes with buckles that day. i know it's true, i read it in us weekly. as far as you losing your fame, you'll always be famous to me. and as for "that show" you were in during the 80's...were you even born yet in the 80's?! crap, i feel old. keep up the good work.
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