Dr. Phil has a foreboding moustache

Today a bank was robbed in Michigan. Of course we had a million calls from people "The bank is closed, there are cops around it what happened?" But we aren't authorized to really say 'they were robbed' so we had to just say "Unfortunately we cannot disclose what may have happened at this time." It actually made work more enjoyable because I was getting into it with every customer who asked that question. They would say in a angry voice "Thats my money what the hell do you mean you can't tell me what happened?!" "I do apologize under our regulations unfortun---" "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR F*CKING REGULATIONS TELL ME WHAT---" "Thankyou for calling us and have a nice day." *click* (hangup)

I got an email at random from someone informing me the whole Pepsi thing is a scam. Whoever you are kind stranger, thankyou! :)

I was bored at work today, waiting for the phone to ring, reading a magazine... Just singing that song "What a Fool Believes" (it has been in my head for weeks now) And suddenly I realized I was rubbing my nipple! Through my shirt of course but what had actually happened was I was itching my chest and then got distracted and the itching turned into rubbing and then sort of a soft caressing... I realized I was doing it, and then I sat up and looked around to see if anyone noticed me performing an act of pleasure on my nipple. No one had. Thank God. I felt so weirded out by it I put my hands on the desk and just sat there another moment waiting for the phone to ring. I leaned over to my friend and coworker Adrian and said "Did you know just a moment ago I was rubbing my nipple at random?" She was laughing unbelievably hard and as my phone picked up she choked out, among laughter - "You were rubbing your nipple?!" The customer said "...what...?" And I ignored what they might have heard and proceeded with the call.

I bought a loofah. It might make me girly but it feels very nice on my skin. I would also like a genuine coral sponge, not a store bought but a genuine one from the oceans.

Jay will watch Grudge 2 with me tonight and I'm rather excited, I like it when he curls into me and is scared because it makes me happy to know I help him feel safe. I think that feeling of safety is important in a relationship. I'm gonna go now, just thought I would ramble. Dont forget to watch my videos below! They are hilarious to me, let me know what you think!