Panda is fierce - Panda is FABULOUS

Hello! Today was quite a relaxing day - Work was very slow and I did not have one person call me a name or become mad at me for no reason at all. Around my lunch break I got some severe cramps which almost got so bad I went home, but I bought some Pepto Bismol and decided to duke it out at work. Eventually they went away.

I have been receiving some very disturbing emails on my Yahoo! account. Things like "Teens horse donkey f**king midgets" or one of my favorites "Rita shoved objects in p**sy, now what". In case you're wondering: YES that is exactly the titles of two of the emails and YES, I did click on them. I'll admit it, I was curious. . . . . . Not what I expected. In fact, one of the sites brought up a completely different themed site which featured women over 65+ getting it on with various food products, such as Butter and Banana. I giggled, and then threw up a little.

I have told this to my friends and loved ones before but do you know what I think the most awesome thing would be? To win the special Olympics. Because you aren't just special, but you are like the most special - And you even have a little medal to prove it. I have this fantasy of winning for something like wheelchair Tennis, getting onto that high ramp and waving my medal in the air, and just looking down at the little Silver and Bronze participants and giving them a look of disgust. Losers. I would also have one of the awesome windbreaker suits that you always see people wearing during the Olympics and maybe I would attach flags to the back of my chair.

I'm so going to hell for that.